Baby 29: Damion

I’ve been upgrading the toilet downstairs to self-cleaning so I didn’t have to clean it every time I had morning sickness. And yes, this is my way of informing you that I’ve thrown up.

Shane loves Jace. he loves playing with him and teaching him. He’ll be a wonderful father, I’m sure.

He’s also been messing with my nectar-making machine. I let him though. It makes money, and he loves it. Who am I to stop something like that?

Seth has taken a liking to finding small animals in the wild. He sells them, but I’m worried. He likes snakes. And what if he gets bitten? And it’s poisonous!?

Give me a minute…I’m having a heart attack.

Even though he’s Anubis spawn, I really love little Jace. He’s a very sweet little boy.

I popped while we were working on learning to walk. Please be a vampire…Please….

I feel so compelled to upgrade everything in the house lately. Mostly because I’m tired of having to fix everything once it breaks.

I was at the consignment shop when I met up Gunther Goth. He was there with his son Mortimer (father number 2) and I felt the need to introduce myself.

He was upset about his wife’s death, so I tried to cheer him up, but he yelled at me.

I did teach him a song that Dad taught me when I was a little girl, and he loved it.

“Oh my gods, men are strange,” I thought as I felt the first of the labor pains and Gunther freaked out behind me.

“Men,” I mumbled before walking home.

I gave birth to a baby vampire boy. That’s right. Vampire. I named him Damion.